Women are from Venus, men are...regular. Men are happy. Men are well adjusted. Men are at peace. Men are regular.
Women eat fibre every day. Concern themselves greatly with the cleanliness of the commode or facility. Hell, some of them turn on the bathroom faucet. They worry about their health, and the prepare for the moment. And after all of that.....women are still mal-adjusted and weird.
On the other hand once a day "everday" a man goes into the "readin room", with a cupa coffee and twenty minutes later...the place smells like a well enjoyed dump.
Out walks a well adjusted well evacuated man. The late Dr. MacIntire the first heart surgeon in Edmonto said it best. "A good cigar, a pair of shoes and a good BM 'everday'"
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